My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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