hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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