Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My hand turned me down
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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