Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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