I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
send nudes
from the living room?
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