VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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