Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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