i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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