im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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