Whod you bang
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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