Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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