Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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