ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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