i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Oh god it's open bar.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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