If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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