"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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