So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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