I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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