The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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