i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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