it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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