Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
There are leaves in my underwear?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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