you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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