Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
