doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You can't special order awesome
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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