never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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