so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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