i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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