"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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