Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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