I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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