If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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