What a fucking waste of an outfit
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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