i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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