I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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