i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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