carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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