All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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