She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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