just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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