There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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