he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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