What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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