just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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