5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Actions speak louder than pants.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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