Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so let's talk penis.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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