It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
