after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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