Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This toilet bowl is my home.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
