found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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