Sponge bath it is.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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