i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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