Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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