if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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