dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She announced her abortion via fbk
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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